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Montag, Juli 09, 2012
Californication
“Well, you know what they say — no matter how gorgeous the gal,
there’s always some fellow that’s tired of banging her.”
"I
figured I owed you one. If I was going to make a pass at your ex and you
were going to be kind enough not to
cock block me, it's only right that I offer something in return."
Charlie:
Well call me Mr Brightside, but I think we're making some serious
progress here...
Marci: What? I'm not good enough to get knocked up
by god? Fuck you! Some friend you are. Charlie: That monkey was a
deviant and a cock blocker.
Marci: You remind me of Charlie
physically. You like his fucking doppelganger Stu you're all bald and
pear shaped and shit, it's really kind of creeping me out. Stu: Marci
that all may be true but I'm also rich as fuck and hung like a moose.
"I
stay, I wax. Take it or leave it." -Marcy "Alright then. The
full-Kardashian it is." -Stu
Und es gibt im Englischen einfach schon mal Begriffe für den ganzen Katzenberger-Jana-Ina-Wahnsinn:
adj.) what results from pimping oneself out in the context of lowest-common-denominator pop-culture, selling yourself to all comers, living a life completely constructed and organized for this purpose"
Mit Ronny auf dem Weg vom der Elbe an die Reeperbahn, am Hans-Albers-Platz dann die Ansprache "Eh, sei doch mal nett?! Hast du deine Brille nur für deine Freundin?!?!"